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September 19 Everyone is Kinky! Everybody is kinky. I don't care who you are you are kinky. There is a little (or a lot) of something you like to do or have done to that makes you kinky. How did I arrive at this little nugget of information. Well, other than renting adult videos to quite a number of discerning adults for a number of years I also did a little research on the subject (very little. Ok, I looked at a lot of porn). First off, we have to decide what is kinky. To arrive at this I merely had to look to our own government for this. After perusing various laws governing sex and what is considered "normal" sex I then turned to religious factions to see what they had to say on the subject. What did I find out? Well, for the most part if you ain't doing it in the good ole' fashioned missionary position (man on top get it over with quick) you are pretty much kinky. Like your toes sucked? KINKY. Like covering yourself with chocolate and whipped cream and having it licked off? KINKY (and tasty as well). Like being spanked....KINKY. Enjoy a little 69........KINKY. Like to rub up against other people in a crowded elevator......KINKY. That blow job you gave you boyfriend/husband down on Bourbon Street during Mardis Gras....really KINKY (send me the pics please). You like to wear womens clothes and you are NOT a woman.....KINKY. Like some "backdoor" action....KINKY. Like to be tied up, blindfolded and having your ass tickled with a feather? Oh yea....you're KINKY. There is a whole lot more I could on about but I just touched on a few here. So what are we to derive from all this? Well first off are to find out that Earl really does need to get a hobby and stay from the online porn for a little while. Next....we learn that government and religion is really fucked up when it comes to sex. As much as a business the adult industry (strip clubs, porn, and adult novelties) has become in the United States and how much money they bring in you have to realize that it just ain't guys in long raincoats in the middle of summer watching/doing this stuff. There nothing wrong with any of the things I mentioned above. Believe me, you know good and well all of our esteemed representatives have pretty much done all of the above and way more. Now, I truly don't believe that there is such a thing as a kink more than it is just adults being adventurous. It's like with anything else in life, moderation. Anything done between consenting adults is not kinky. The key word here is CONSENTING. Anything can be taken over the line and the word no means NO. So if you are into a little B & D, have at it, like to be spanked, enjoy yourself, you like sex in public places, go ahead (just don't do it near kids or schools) and send me the video. We are all adults here, knock yourself out.  Comments (1)
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